#12 Monkey Business ~ part 3

“It’s Bobana!” exclaimed Bob pointing to the bright object in the sky.
“Hello Bob, hello Pit, sorry I’m late,” shouted Bobana from on top of the flying saucer, “I asked my friend Pupoojomaro to come help.”

Suddenly a small little man jumped out of the flying saucer. He leaped around in a sort of happy manner. He did a few spins and took a bow.

“Hello dear friends,
I’m here to seek,
A cow named Tutti,
Who is very sick!”

With that, Pupoojomaro sprinkled rhyme powder on the rest of this story.

“Oh deary me,
This is dire,
What Tutti needs,
Is induced diarrhea.

Thankfully I brought my tools,
A Scottish bagpipe, filled with tunes.
Nay, you shan’t worry for you must stay cool,
For when I start playing, the needles will come loose.”

So Pupoojomaro with all his might,
Drew the biggest breadth he ever could.
He filled his lungs until they were so tight,
That even his goose who likes to bump, stood.

And he sang,

“Didalee doo, didalee foo,
Momma forgot to give me my food
Didalee la, dedalee ta,
So I called my friends up for a pizza!”

As Pupoo sang,
It was apparent,
That something strange,
Had happened.

Tutti groan a while more,
But suddenly got up on her feet.
The needles had melted at the sound of Pupoos song,
And now where part of her blood stream.

Feeling stronger than before,
Tutti knew the needles played a role.
For the iron from the needles reached her core,
She was now iron-reinforced.

So ended this very strange day,
Of its happenings none ever knew.
For this episode has dragged on too long,
So everyone repeated Pupoojomaro’s song.


“Didalee doo, didalee foo,
Momma forgot to give me my food
Didalee la, dedalee ta,
So I called my friends up for a pizza!”