#10 Monkey Business ~ part 1

It was a lollipopish day, Bob and Pit were up early in the Looly Ville Park. They were trying to bee-friend the bee.

"Bob, beeing a friend to a bee by bee-friending them is not as simple as it looks," observed Pit, "You really need to be a sweet talker."

"Sweet talker?" responded Bob.

Pit leaned towards Bob and said, "Yes, one has to know the buzz."

"Hey Pit, ever noticed that a lot of lollipops are popping today?" Asked Bob, "Look at the lollipop seller over there!"

Just as Pit was turning around, a furry object appeared screaming, "Have no fur, Sputnik can slur!"

Sputnik then don on some blings and an over-sized sunglasses and started rapping in a muffled manner, slurring his words at every chance he got to.

"Tunic! Tutti! Come on we have tooth decay to fight! Pop those lollis!"

Out of fat air, a cow and a chimp appeared. The cow was eating hay while the chimp held needles and wrecklessly ran towards every lollipop and popped them. Suddenly, the chimp slipped on a slipper and flung the needles into the hay stack.

"No Tutti!" screamed Sputnik and Tunic. But it was too late, Tutti had devoured the hatstack in approximately 26 blinks of an eye.

"Ohh, I feel drowsy," exclaimed Tutti, "I think my haystack's been spiked. I don't remember having any blood circulation problems, but my whole body feels like pins and needles..." With that, Tutti fell flat on the ground, making quite an impression on the town.

"By golly, removing those lollipopping needles will be as hard as finding needles in a haystack in a cow!" Bob remarked.

Sputnik and Tunic screamed at each other in monkey talk and turned towards Bob and Pit. They told Bob and Pit that they'll have to get help from their space sheep who is in their spaceship - P.L.A.Y. Station. Bob and Pit merely stared back not knowing how to respond.

Unconcerned, Sputnik and Tunic strapped on Coka Cola bottles and dropped in catridges of Mentos and dissappeared into the morning sky.

Bob and Pit were left to keep an eye on the cow.